Excuse me, are you Drew Barrymore. #thesimpsons #moe #drewbarrymore

Excuse me, are you Drew Barrymore. #thesimpsons #moe #drewbarrymore

Up to much tonight then…? #gtaV

Up to much tonight then…? #gtaV

Ok homer. Promise not to laugh. #caniborrowafeeling #thesimpsons #homer #simpson

Ok homer. Promise not to laugh. #caniborrowafeeling #thesimpsons #homer #simpson

A sunday league update…

On a back pass to the opposition’s keeper I creep up, walking, waiting to pounce, waiting for him to take another touch then BAM, I sprint full pelt at him when he’s furthest away from the ball given his touch. He panics, probably looking in to the red of my eyes seeing a madman, coming for the ball, MY ball. “Oh no, I hope I can clear this ball in time, otherwise my arse is grass” his face seems to say. He shapes to kick, to clear - I jump, turning my back to the ball, I feel the satisfying thud of a Uk regulation size 5 Mitre Monde V12 Match Football hit the smalls of my back. I land, satisfied that I’ve comprehensively pressed the goalkeeper in to making a mistake, they’ll think twice before passing it back to him now. But wait… on landing, I’ve turned to see the trajectory of the ball. It’s looping! It’s looping right over the keeper! It’s in! I’ve just scored the best goal of all time! I spring away to celebrate with teammates, who are all too shocked to celebrate with me. I make for the corner flag, albeit alone, to dance in front of the away contingent - a dog and his owner, and our 2 substitutes don’t seem to recognise what salsa dancing is. But that doesn’t matter, I had done it. It was I, Maxim.

welikeitindie:

Toro Y Moi plays “High Living” for Yours Truly.  New album, Anything In Return, is out now via Carpark. 

the good gear.

welikeitindie:

Toro Y Moi plays โ€œHigh Livingโ€ for Yours Truly.

New album, Anything In Return, is out now via Carpark.

the good gear.

britanypracchia:

I bought myself these Bart Simpson leggings for Crizmus bc I know wut I like. #bart #simpsons #leggings ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’›๐ŸŽ„

If I could, I would.  [wear them]

britanypracchia:

I bought myself these Bart Simpson leggings for Crizmus bc I know wut I like. #bart #simpsons #leggings ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’›๐ŸŽ„

If I could, I would. ย [wear them]

welikeitindie:

Toro Y Moi shares video for “Say That”, the 2nd single off his upcoming new album Anything In Return (due 01.22).

welikeitindie:

Toro Y Moi shares video for โ€œSay Thatโ€, the 2nd single off his upcoming new album Anything In Return (due 01.22).

Worst apocalypse ever #thesimpsons #apocalypse #death #toll #0

Worst apocalypse ever #thesimpsons #apocalypse #death #toll #0